WHY WE LOVE KIDS.

[srichardson]

อ่านอันนี้แล้วน่ารักดี "หัวเราะวันละนิดจิตแจ่มใส"

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We can learn SO much from kids, can't we? have fun for the next 5 minutes -

KidsAreQuick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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[~ k E t S y ~]

hahahahaaaaa..........................
น่ารักเจงๆๆๆๆๆ

[nickbee]

อะนะเจ้

ขอบคุรนะคะ

[bandalee]

อืมม์ อ่านแล้วน่ารักดี

[JanzA]

กร๊ากกกกกก

[Meesook]

ha ha ha... i don't love kids, but i love these jokes...
kids are so creative...

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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[Bright]

น่ารักดีครับ

ไอ้ H to O เคนเป็นปัญชาห์เชาวน์ด้วย

H I J K L M N O แล้วถามว่าพูดถึงอะไร คิดหัวแทบแตก

[perngnarak]

สิ่งที่เค้าคิดน่าีรักดี ผู้ใหญ่เจองี้ก็ทำให้ยิ้มได้

[lollipop]

อา น่ารักจัง ขอบคุณที่เอามาให้ขำนะคะ

ชอบอันนี้ค่ะ

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

[Jannilicious]

อ๊า น่ารักดีค๊า